Place: An Italian House
Man 1. Pours himself a glass of wine.
A car horn sounds.
Man 1. Puts down the wine bottle and walks to the door and opens it as he restrains his dog.
Man 1. Sees a car containing 2 men.
Man 1. Can I help you?
Man 2. Are you English?
Man 1. Yes.
Man 2. We come for you.
Man 1. What?
Man 2. Hands Man 1 a sheet of paper.
Man 1. Looks at paper. On it written in English is directions from Ciampino airport in Rome to this lane in the Abruzzi countryside.
Man 3. We take you to the airport?
Man 1. No.
Man 2. Is there three English for the airport?
Man 1. Not here mate.
General confusion, man 1 reads again and sees it says ‘our friends live at this house’
Man 3. Is this from your friends?
Man 1. No.
Man 2. Will your dog attack.
Man 1. (Lies) Yes. It mentions a yellow house.
Man 3. Is there a yellow house.
Man 1. Yes, but not up this end of the road.
Man 2. Where is a yellow house?
Man 1. Down the road, that way.
Car reverses up lane and drives away in the direction of the yellow house
Man 1. Goes back into the house and resumes the pouring of the wine.
This happened here on 27th August 2013. Odd doesn’t cover it.